summary of midnight mass
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
Now that it’s back it’s hard to remember a time where they sued to get the post taken down
why do i have to speak why is it not enough to show up somewhere and have giant eyes
I hope July is kind to you. And I hope that this July, you are kind to yourself.
i enter a body of water & suddenly i am a person again
it’s mine now (via)
POV: you are an unidentified, inedible piece of trash on the ground the dog has decided is Extremely Edible but the human saw it pick you up.
The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)
— dir. aaron horvath, michael jeleni
keow:
Been on tumblr 60 years and I’m still not bored
So I had my laces repeatedly undone by an oversized pigeon today.
While I was retying one shoe, they undid the other. And then proceeded to jump onto the bench to untie the ones I was retying.
some of my biggest insecurities only became insecurities after my mother pointed them out to me and turned my characteristics into flaws.
parents, fucking watch what you say to your kids.I know this post is meant for women, but this.
This post is for everyone actually, no worries. Boys and other genders can definitely experience what I’m talking about in my op.
every cell in my body greets grief in the morning and yet i keep getting up to live more
